| Weapon | Kills | Best user |
| MP-40 | 209 | MOES.IceCream (33 kills) |
| Thompson | 180 | dIE//Dynasty., MOES.IceCream (30 kills) |
| Grenade | 31 | MOES.Krabappel (10 kills) |
| Garand | 30 | MOES.k!ngmAx (12 kills) |
| Rifle Grenade | 28 | MOES.k!ngmAx (13 kills) |
| Luger | 25 | dIE//PoopUndertaker (9 kills) |
| Colt | 19 | MOES.Krabappel (6 kills) |
| K43 Rifle | 14 | MOES.QUiMBY, MOES.k!ngmAx (5 kills) |
| Landmine | 6 | MOES.Krabappel (3 kills) |
| Sten | 5 | MOES.QUiMBY, dIE//Dynasty. (2 kills) |
| Knife | 4 | dIE//homelessssss (2 kills) |
| Airstrike | 4 | MOES.Krabappel (3 kills) |
| Panzer | 2 | MOES.QUiMBY (2 kills) |
| Artillery | 2 | MOES.QUiMBY, dIE//Dynasty. (1 kills) |
| Dynamite | 1 | MOES.k!ngmAx (1 kills) |
| 1 | MOES.QUiMBY | imma trade for you |
| 2 | |M|ThePoopUndertaker | who |
| 3 | MOES.QUiMBY | you |
| 4 | |M|ThePoopUndertaker | for who |
| 5 | MOES.QUiMBY | idk |
| 6 | MOES.QUiMBY | not rn |
| 7 | MOES.QUiMBY | but imma getchu back bby |
| 8 | |M|ThePoopUndertaker | <3 |
| 9 | |M|ThePoopUndertaker | you can have me all |
| 10 | MOES.QUiMBY | _ |
| 11 | MOES.QUiMBY | _(o)> |
| 12 | MOES.QUiMBY | <(-<-) |
| 13 | MOES.QUiMBY | / \ |
| 19 | dIE//Dynasty. | 1234567890@abcdefghijklmno |
| 34 | MOES.QUiMBY | y'all gonna dIE |
| 36 | die//ogeazy. | that's a threat |
| 37 | die//ogeazy. | im calling the fbi |
| 38 | dIE//feder. | I will |
| 40 | MOES.QUiMBY | they're busy with insurrectionists rn |
| 42 | die//ogeazy. | i bet that's why fred has been awol for so long |
| 43 | die//ogeazy. | probably training at an insurrectionist terror cell |
| 47 | die//ogeazy. | anyone notice kr is correlated w/ that stuff? |
| 58 | MOES.IceCream | correct |
| 74 | MOES.IceCream | nope |
| 76 | MOES.IceCream | yup |
| 77 | die//ogeazy. | icecream paint job |
| 94 | MOES.WILLIE | hf gl |
| 97 | die//ogeazy. | same to you tonya |
| 98 | MOES.QUiMBY | for gengis |
| 99 | dIE//feder. | GL |
| 192 | MOES.k!ngmAx | LOOK AT OGYS TAG |
| 193 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | ? |
| 194 | die//ogeazy. | lol |
| 195 | die//ogeazy. | w/e |
| 196 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | LOL |
| 197 | dIE//CokeNation. | yeah is bad |
| 198 | die//ogeazy. | :'( |
| 201 | MOES.k!ngmAx | I just had to pause and point it out |
| 216 | die//ogeazy. | im keeping it |
| 217 | MOES.k!ngmAx | lol |
| 218 | die//ogeazy. | live by the sword, dIE by the sword |
| 249 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | rup |
| 299 | dIE//Dynasty. | 1234567890@abcdefghijklmno |
| 323 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.WILLIE's MP40 |
| 398 | MOES.k!ngmAx | GG |
| 399 | dIE//feder. | gg wp |
| 400 | MOES.WILLIE | gg |
| 401 | MOES.QUiMBY | intense |
| 402 | MOES.QUiMBY | wp |
| 403 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | gg |
| 404 | MOES.QUiMBY | qp |
| 405 | dIE//CokeNation. | SORRYE DUDES |
| 406 | dIE//CokeNation. | IGTG |
| 407 | die//ogeazy. | :( |
| 408 | MOES.Krabappel | :( |
| 410 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.Krabappel's MP40 |
| 412 | dIE//Dynasty. | gg |
| 414 | dIE//Dynasty. | lets find another fool |
| 418 | die//ogeazy. | efool? |
| 428 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | frostbite |
| 437 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | an adlernest is okay too |
| 440 | die//ogeazy. | adlerbite |
| 451 | dIE//Dynasty. | 5s or 4s? |
| 453 | MOES.Krabappel | 5s |
| 454 | MOES.QUiMBY | 5s |
| 455 | dIE//Dynasty. | cool |
| 459 | die//ogeazy. | come hither homeless |
| 461 | MOES.WILLIE | homeless go team die |
| 463 | MOES.QUiMBY | yeah homeless |
| 464 | homelessssssssssssssssssss | kk 1 sec |
| 465 | MOES.QUiMBY | go thather |
| 521 | MOES.WILLIE | f3? |
| 522 | die//ogeazy. | f69 |
| 544 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.IceCream's MP40 |
| 548 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | warn me |
| 551 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | gimme your poops |
| 557 | dIE//feder. | GL HF |
| 558 | MOES.k!ngmAx | GL HF! |
| 627 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.IceCream's MP40 |
| 645 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | ggggg |
| 646 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | heart is pumpingg |
| 647 | die//ogeazy. | :d |
| 648 | MOES.WILLIE | i hope so |
| 649 | die//ogeazy. | :d |
| 650 | MOES.WILLIE | you would be dead |
| 654 | die//ogeazy. | we have a cardiologist in the building |
| 672 | MOES.Krabappel | ready boys? |
| 675 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | pp hard |
| 705 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.WILLIE's Thompson |
| 712 | MOES.QUiMBY | !HOWFAIR |
| 713 | die//ogeazy. | lol |
| 743 | MOES.WILLIE | gg |
| 744 | dIE//feder. | gg wp |
| 745 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | nooooooooooooooo |
| 746 | MOES.Krabappel | ever heard me lose adler? |
| 747 | die//ogeazy. | ow |
| 748 | MOES.QUiMBY | only once |
| 749 | dIE//Dynasty. | lotto |
| 750 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | we dun goofed |
| 751 | die//ogeazy. | i liked the part with the triple kill |
| 752 | die//ogeazy. | didnt like that last part as much |
| 759 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was stabbed by MOES.IceCream's knife |
| 797 | die//ogeazy. | can we have flag back plz |
| 799 | MOES.Krabappel | youll have it back when you rup |
| 803 | die//ogeazy. | noooo |
| 804 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | ? |
| 805 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.Krabappel's Thompson |
| 806 | die//ogeazy. | wanted flag :( |
| 807 | dIE//feder. | gl hf |
| 825 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.WILLIE's Thompson |
| 914 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | LOL |
| 916 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | so great |
| 996 | TEAM KILL | MOES.k!ngmAx was killed by MOES.WILLIE's Thompson |
| 1030 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | 1330 |
| 1031 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | WE GOT THIS |
| 1032 | MOES.QUiMBY | DAMN SCHMORZY |
| 1134 | MOES.QUiMBY | failplant |
| 1136 | dIE//PoopUndertaker | no u |
| 1137 | dIE//Dynasty. | yea |
| 1138 | MOES.QUiMBY | who failed |